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All posts tagged
dr-seuss
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March 21, 2018Oh, the Shit You’ll Do After You’re Tenured!
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February 24, 2016I Do Not Like My Tinder Date
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July 2, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Hat, The Cat In The
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February 21, 2014Speak, Dogs. Speak! An Oral History of Go, Dog. Go!
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December 21, 2012How the Grinch Stole Jokes
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December 21, 2011History’s a Bitch: A Dog Walk Through Time: Down in Whoville
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April 16, 2008List: If Horton Lived in My Neighborhood
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January 7, 2008Staff Editorial From the Who-ville Picayune, January, 1958
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July 12, 2007List: Titles From Dr. Seuss’s Brief Foray Into Realism
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand
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May 23, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I