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December 19, 2024I Am Whoville’s Only Home Insurance Provider, and I Am So Screwed
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December 20, 2023Abbott and Costello and the Grinch Watch a Baseball Game Between the Whos Down in Whoville
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April 14, 2023Elon Musk Comes for the Sneetches
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December 9, 2021Famous Male Writers Text “U Up?”
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March 3, 2021I’m All for Letting the Free Market Decide Things Unless It Decides to Stop Publishing Racist Children’s Books
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December 23, 2020How the Grinch Stalled Whovid
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November 8, 2019Aaron Sorkin’s Green Eggs and Ham
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March 21, 2018Oh, the Shit You’ll Do After You’re Tenured!
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