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ducks
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December 8, 2021The Found Diaries of Duck from Click, Clack, Moo
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September 3, 2021Do Not Feed the Duck—You Will Only Enable Him
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June 9, 2021Welcome to the Wikipedia Article for Ducks, You Fucking Moron
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September 30, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Mallard, May
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November 5, 2013Best Joke Ever: A Duck, a Professor, and the Greatest Cartoonist Ever
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May 18, 2007Haiku a Bitter Duck Might Write
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February 22, 2004Duck, Duck, Goose
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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