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easter
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March 29, 2024Hi, I’m Jesus, and When I Get Back, I Want All the Eggs Hidden
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March 29, 2024God Leaves a Voice Message for Jesus on Holy Saturday
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April 7, 2023Congratulations on Catching the Real Easter Bunny
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March 23, 2023Reviews of New Food: Peeps-Flavored Pepsi
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April 15, 2022Jesus’s Tomb Diary
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April 14, 2022New Reservation Rules for the Restaurant That Hosted the Last Supper
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April 2, 2021Leaked Emails from Simon Peter to Members of the Alpha Omega Fraternity
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April 2, 2021How to Manage Anxiety Around Reentering Society After Your Crucifixion and Resurrection
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April 2, 2021For the Record, We Aren’t Too Crazy About Moses Either
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April 10, 2020Four Bible Verses That Describe the Kick-Ass Birthday Party the Apostles Were Planning for Jesus Before They Learned He Was Going to Die for Our Sins
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 23, 2024If Jack Kerouac Tried to Write On the Road Now
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