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All posts tagged
easter
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April 10, 2020Hi, I’m Jesus, And When I Get Back, I Want All The Eggs Hidden
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April 10, 20204 Bible Verses That Describe The Kick-Ass Birthday Party the Apostles Were Planning For Jesus Before They Learned He Was Going to Die For Our Sins
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April 7, 2020A COVID-19 Update From the Easter Bunny
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April 19, 2019Reviews of New Food: IKEA’s Flat-Packed Chocolate Easter Rabbit
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April 14, 2017It’s Possible Millennial Disciples Hastened Jesus’s Death
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April 12, 2017Items Available for Purchase at the 2017 White House Easter Egg Roll (Sponsored by the Trump Organization)
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March 29, 2013Official Meeting Minutes From the Last Supper
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April 19, 2012It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: Spring and All
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April 22, 2011My Pitches for Future Christian Holiday Animated Films
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April 13, 2006My Helpful Tips for Fighting and Winning the War On Easter
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 26, 2021As a Staunch Defender of American Liberty, I Refuse to Let Trans People Infringe on My Rights as a White, Straight, Cisgender Congresswoman from Georgia
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February 26, 2021You’re Having a Bad Trip, Charlie Brown!
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