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All posts tagged

eggs

March 26, 2020

Things to Do With All the Eggs You Have Hoarded

by Katie Brinkworth
August 1, 2019

When Celebrity Chefs Egg Your House

by Timothy Cahill
May 2, 2013

By Day I’m an Omelet Chef, But By Night, I’m an Omelet Chef at Another Place

by Colin Nissan
March 23, 2011

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Consolidation

by Teddy Wayne
April 2, 2009

The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #39: Eggs and Bacon

by Rosamond Purcell
January 16, 2008

Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Language Limits Us

by Dan Liebert
May 27, 2004

An Open Letter to Poached Eggs

by Joy Moore

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April 26, 2021

Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?

by Talia Argondezzi
April 13, 2021

An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush

by Leslie Ylinen
April 21, 2021

House Hunting in 2021 Bingo

by Lisa Borders
April 19, 2021

Alternative Teaching Modalities in Hell

by Carol Guess

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May 5, 2021

Updated Privacy Policy From Your Children

by Rachel Mans McKenny
May 5, 2021

How Being a Teacher During a Pandemic is Similar to Being a Steward on the Titanic

by Nashae Jones
May 5, 2021

Thanks For Coming Over For Dinner. I’ve Never Cooked Before and I’m Going to Ruin Your Life

by Austin Adams
May 4, 2021

Sure, Velociraptor Repellent Is 95% Effective Against Velociraptor Attacks, But Do We Really Need to Wear It to Visit Jurassic Park?

by Carlos Greaves