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All posts tagged

eggs

August 1, 2019

When Celebrity Chefs Egg Your House

by Timothy Cahill
May 2, 2013

By Day I’m an Omelet Chef, But By Night, I’m an Omelet Chef at Another Place

by Colin Nissan
March 23, 2011

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Consolidation

by Teddy Wayne
April 2, 2009

The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #39: Eggs and Bacon

by Rosamond Purcell
January 16, 2008

Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Language Limits Us

by Dan Liebert
May 27, 2004

An Open Letter to Poached Eggs

by Joy Moore

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September 12, 2019

16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40

by Liz Alterman
May 4, 2012

Airplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants

by Wendi Aarons
November 29, 2017

End of Semester Bingo

by Mejdulene Shomali
August 31, 2012

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes

by Matt Bell

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December 6, 2019

People Are Flushing Toilets 10 times, 15 times

by Donald J. Trump
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The Department of Homeland Security’s Preparedness Guide for Your Ten-Year High School Reunion

by Kelly Dickinson
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Memory Tricks for My Medications, or Why My Pharmacist Hates Me

by Sasha Stewart and Sara Gilanchi
December 6, 2019

Herr Drosselmeyer, It Grieves Me to Disinvite You and Your Nutcracker from Future Holiday Parties

by Audrey Burges