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election-2024
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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January 21, 2025I Am a Disappointed Trump Voter Who Was Told It Would Be the Past by Now
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January 6, 2025This Threat to Democracy Must Be Certified
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December 10, 2024How Mrs. Claus Is Going to Survive till December 25
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December 6, 2024The Democrats Plan a Holiday Party
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November 27, 2024Familiar Sayings Updated for the Next Four Years
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November 24, 2024Finally, I Can Quit the Workforce to Devote Myself to Mothering and Fighting Dust Storms
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November 15, 2024I’m Willing to Give Our Alien Overlords a Second Chance
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November 14, 2024An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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