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election-2024
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September 12, 2024Voters Deserve an Explanation of Harris’s Flip-Flops, but Not One for Whatever Psychotic Thing Trump Is Saying
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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September 10, 2024But What If I Don’t Care for Hope and Joy?
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September 3, 2024Beotrump
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August 28, 2024Will Someone Please Help Me Slander Kamala Harris in a Way That Sticks?
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August 27, 2024Actually, Our City Is Not Weird
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August 26, 2024RFK Jr. Headline Mad Libs
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August 20, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: Notes from Chicago: Allen, Part II
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August 14, 2024I’m Sorry If My Past Actions Made Me Seem Like a Good Person
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August 9, 2024Quiz: What Have Republicans Accused Kamala Harris of So Far?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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October 8, 2024I Am the School Custodian in Charge of Classroom Litter Boxes. Ask Me Anything
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October 8, 2024I Only Offered to Do the Dishes at This Dinner Party So I Can Keep Eating
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October 7, 2024We’re Turning Our Emergency Room into a Spirit Halloween
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October 7, 2024Nine Great Thinkers Offer Manifestos for Getting Your Kid Out the Door on Time