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election-2024
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April 5, 2024The 2044 Election Is the Most Important Election of Our Lifetimes
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March 11, 2024My Year of Election Fatigue and Relaxation
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February 26, 2024Life Begins at Conception, Unless It’s an Election Year
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February 19, 2024How Far We’ve Come Since 2016
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February 2, 2024A Day in the Life of Taylor Swift, as Imagined by Right-Wing Conspiracy Theorists
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January 31, 2024Starting a Holy War Against Taylor Swift Is a Surefire Way to Get Trump Reelected
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January 24, 20242024 Presidential Election Cheat Sheet
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January 22, 2024A Tribute to a Fallen Culture Warrior
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January 16, 2024I Just Caught Up with Everything After Waking from an Eight-Year Coma, and You’re Telling Me He Could Be Elected Again?
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January 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with All the Websites
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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October 8, 2024I Am the School Custodian in Charge of Classroom Litter Boxes. Ask Me Anything
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October 8, 2024I Only Offered to Do the Dishes at This Dinner Party So I Can Keep Eating
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October 7, 2024We’re Turning Our Emergency Room into a Spirit Halloween
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October 7, 2024Nine Great Thinkers Offer Manifestos for Getting Your Kid Out the Door on Time