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October 20, 2024In the Closing Days of a Tight Election Race, a Presidential Candidate Spends Twelve and a Half Minutes Talking about Arnold Palmer and His Penis
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October 17, 2024The Real Thirteen Keys for Winning the White House
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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October 15, 2024I, Elon Musk, Will Pay Forty-Seven Dollars to Anyone Who Can Figure Out What’s Wrong with Me
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October 10, 2024Why Kamala Harris Must Secure the Endorsement of Sabnock, the Great Marquis of Hell
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October 4, 2024I Can’t Wait Until I Turn Fifty and Morph into a Lizard Person
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October 3, 2024It’s Just a “Candidate Quality” Problem
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October 2, 2024JD Vance, a Very Normal Human Man, Sells Used Cars
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October 2, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Midwest Niceties
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