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    In the Closing Days of a Tight Election Race, a Presidential Candidate Spends Twelve and a Half Minutes Talking about Arnold Palmer and His Penis
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  • October 17, 2024
    The Real Thirteen Keys for Winning the White House
    by Chandler Dean and Jonathan van Halem
  • October 15, 2024
    I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
    by Sam Woods
  • October 15, 2024
    Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
    by Casey Rand
  • October 15, 2024
    I, Elon Musk, Will Pay Forty-Seven Dollars to Anyone Who Can Figure Out What’s Wrong with Me
    by Ryan Wolin
  • October 10, 2024
    Why Kamala Harris Must Secure the Endorsement of Sabnock, the Great Marquis of Hell
    by Martin Nolan
  • October 4, 2024
    I Can’t Wait Until I Turn Fifty and Morph into a Lizard Person
    by Kathryn Baecht
  • October 3, 2024
    It’s Just a “Candidate Quality” Problem
    by Ginny Hogan
  • October 2, 2024
    JD Vance, a Very Normal Human Man, Sells Used Cars
    by Sam Woods
  • October 2, 2024
    Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Midwest Niceties
    by Maura Quint
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