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election-2024
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October 31, 2024How to Burn Off Halloween Candy Calories: 2024 Election Edition
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October 31, 2024I’m Voting for Trump Because of the Things He Says He’ll Do, Which I Don’t Actually Believe He’ll Do
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October 30, 2024The Final Presidential Debate If Both Harris and Trump Were Huge Birders
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October 30, 2024How Far We’ve Come Since 2016: Election Edition
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October 29, 2024Politely Asking the Spirit Haunting My House to Wait Until After the Election to Terrorize Me
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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October 24, 2024So, You’re Addicted to Reading the Polls
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October 22, 2024We Didn’t Vote for Kamala Harris Back in 2024, and Now We’re Stuck in This MAGA Work Camp on Mount Rushmore
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October 20, 2024In the Closing Days of a Tight Election Race, a Presidential Candidate Spends Twelve and a Half Minutes Talking about Arnold Palmer and His Penis
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October 17, 2024The Real Thirteen Keys for Winning the White House
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
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February 14, 2025Please Stop Ripping My Bodices
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February 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: The Joy of Persona
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February 14, 2025Valentine’s Day Card Inscriptions Inspired by Submarine Disasters
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February 13, 2025Government Welfare Is Evil, Unless the Money Goes to the Wealthiest Man in the World