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election-2024
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner
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October 31, 2024How to Burn Off Halloween Candy Calories: 2024 Election Edition
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October 31, 2024I’m Voting for Trump Because of the Things He Says He’ll Do, Which I Don’t Actually Believe He’ll Do
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October 30, 2024The Final Presidential Debate If Both Harris and Trump Were Huge Birders
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October 30, 2024How Far We’ve Come Since 2016: Election Edition
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October 29, 2024Politely Asking the Spirit Haunting My House to Wait Until After the Election to Terrorize Me
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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October 24, 2024So, You’re Addicted to Reading the Polls
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October 22, 2024We Didn’t Vote for Kamala Harris Back in 2024, and Now We’re Stuck in This MAGA Work Camp on Mount Rushmore
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October 20, 2024In the Closing Days of a Tight Election Race, a Presidential Candidate Spends Twelve and a Half Minutes Talking about Arnold Palmer and His Penis
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