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All posts tagged
elton-john
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January 6, 2020Bernie Taupin’s Rejected Reasons Why “Mars Ain’t the Kind of Place to Raise Your Kids.”
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September 25, 2017The West Wing: Recaps from the Final Season of Democracy: Season 18/Episode 29
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September 20, 2017Other Elton John Songs That Donald Trump Uses to Refer to World Leaders
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January 13, 2011Other Guesses for That’s Why They Call It Blues
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December 9, 2005John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Letter to Elton John From the Office of the NASA Administrator
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November 9, 2004Sestina: Sestina for Elton John
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 22, 2021Halloween Costume Ideas for New Parents
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October 21, 2021It’s Time We Get Back to the Traditional Family Values of Absentee Fathers
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October 21, 2021An Interview with Farah Ali About Her New Book, People Want to Live
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October 21, 2021Due to Current Travel Mandates We’ve Decided to Make COVID-19 Testing at Our Airport a Complete Nightmare