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All posts tagged

elton-john

January 6, 2020

Bernie Taupin’s Rejected Reasons Why “Mars Ain’t the Kind of Place to Raise Your Kids.”

by Darrin Walters
September 25, 2017

The West Wing: Recaps from the Final Season of Democracy: Season 18/Episode 29

by Julie Parker
September 20, 2017

Other Elton John Songs That Donald Trump Uses to Refer to World Leaders

by Tom Smyth
January 13, 2011

Other Guesses for That’s Why They Call It Blues

by Amy Brady
December 9, 2005

John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Letter to Elton John From the Office of the NASA Administrator

by John Moe
November 9, 2004

Sestina: Sestina for Elton John

by Steve Almond

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April 26, 2021

Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?

by Talia Argondezzi
April 13, 2021

An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush

by Leslie Ylinen
April 21, 2021

House Hunting in 2021 Bingo

by Lisa Borders
April 19, 2021

Alternative Teaching Modalities in Hell

by Carol Guess

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May 5, 2021

Updated Privacy Policy From Your Children

by Rachel Mans McKenny
May 5, 2021

How Being a Teacher During a Pandemic is Similar to Being a Steward on the Titanic

by Nashae Jones
May 5, 2021

Thanks For Coming Over For Dinner. I’ve Never Cooked Before and I’m Going to Ruin Your Life

by Austin Adams
May 4, 2021

Sure, Velociraptor Repellent Is 95% Effective Against Velociraptor Attacks, But Do We Really Need to Wear It to Visit Jurassic Park?

by Carlos Greaves