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January 6, 2020Bernie Taupin’s Rejected Reasons Why “Mars Ain’t the Kind of Place to Raise Your Kids.”
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September 25, 2017The West Wing: Recaps from the Final Season of Democracy: Season 18/Episode 29
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September 20, 2017Other Elton John Songs That Donald Trump Uses to Refer to World Leaders
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January 13, 2011Other Guesses for That’s Why They Call It Blues
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December 9, 2005A Letter to Elton John from the Office of the NASA Administrator
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November 9, 2004Sestina: Sestina for Elton John
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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