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All posts tagged
elton-john
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January 6, 2020Bernie Taupin’s Rejected Reasons Why “Mars Ain’t the Kind of Place to Raise Your Kids.”
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September 25, 2017The West Wing: Recaps from the Final Season of Democracy: Season 18/Episode 29
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September 20, 2017Other Elton John Songs That Donald Trump Uses to Refer to World Leaders
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January 13, 2011Other Guesses for That’s Why They Call It Blues
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December 9, 2005John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Letter to Elton John From the Office of the NASA Administrator
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November 9, 2004Sestina: Sestina for Elton John
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 24, 2020Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans