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elton-john

January 6, 2020

Bernie Taupin’s Rejected Reasons Why “Mars Ain’t the Kind of Place to Raise Your Kids.”

by Darrin Walters
September 25, 2017

The West Wing: Recaps from the Final Season of Democracy: Season 18/Episode 29

by Julie Parker
September 20, 2017

Other Elton John Songs That Donald Trump Uses to Refer to World Leaders

by Tom Smyth
January 13, 2011

Other Guesses for That’s Why They Call It Blues

by Amy Brady
December 9, 2005

John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Letter to Elton John From the Office of the NASA Administrator

by John Moe
November 9, 2004

Sestina: Sestina for Elton John

by Steve Almond

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January 14, 2021

I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement

by Simon Henriques
January 13, 2021

Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz

by Tom Smyth
December 21, 2020

Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo

by Kimberly Harrington
January 15, 2021

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton

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January 18, 2021

Fake MLK Quotes Your Stepdad Gary Posted to Prove He’s Definitely Not a Racist

by Ryan Weber
January 15, 2021

New Irregular Verb Conjugations

by Elizabeth Preston
January 15, 2021

Even I, Satan, Am Appalled at the State of the Republican Party

by Carlos Greaves
January 15, 2021

Short Conversations With Poets: Henri Cole

by Ilya Kaminsky