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All posts tagged

elton-john

January 6, 2020

Bernie Taupin’s Rejected Reasons Why “Mars Ain’t the Kind of Place to Raise Your Kids.”

by Darrin Walters
September 25, 2017

The West Wing: Recaps from the Final Season of Democracy: Season 18/Episode 29

by Julie Parker
September 20, 2017

Other Elton John Songs That Donald Trump Uses to Refer to World Leaders

by Tom Smyth
January 13, 2011

Other Guesses for That’s Why They Call It Blues

by Amy Brady
December 9, 2005

A Letter to Elton John from the Office of the NASA Administrator

by John Moe
November 9, 2004

Sestina: Sestina for Elton John

by Steve Almond

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March 24, 2023

The Wedding Vows of Someone Marrying Their “Best Friend”

by Emily Kling
March 20, 2023

Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period

by Miriam Jayaratna and Kathryn Baecht
March 17, 2023

My Irish-American Culture Is Not Your Costume—It’s My Costume

by Jack Stebbins
March 17, 2023

Okay, I Think I Am Finally Ready to Define “Woke”

by Devorah Blachor

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March 30, 2023

Acceptable Book Cover Subjects for Books Written by East Asian Women Authors

by Elaine Hsieh Chou
March 29, 2023

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by Ryan Kushner
March 29, 2023

Short Conversations with Poets: Brenda Hillman

by Jesse Nathan
March 29, 2023

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by Kevin Lutz