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emails
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December 28, 2020Emails from My Children’s School Before 8:00 AM During the COVID-19 Crisis
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October 19, 2020The Only Thing Standing Between This Country and Pure, Unadulterated Disaster is Your $7 Campaign Donation
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August 5, 2020Blood Donation Clinic Email Subject Line or Orc Battle Cry?
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May 5, 2020Daily Updates to My Work Email Signature That More Accurately Reflect My Job Description During Remote Learning
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April 30, 2020Oh No, You’re Actually Reading Past the Headline of Meyerville Farms’ COVID-19 Health and Safety Email
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April 28, 2020An Uplifting Organ Exchange Chain Email
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March 23, 2020What Steps Thy Feudal Lords Are Taking to Keep Thee Safe Whilst This Plague of Buboes Ravages the Fiefdoms
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January 27, 2020I Am Quitting Exclamation Points
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August 12, 2019PR Emails From Hell
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May 10, 2019Gmail Smart Reply Buttons For Your Mother’s Writing Advice
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021How to Write About Iran: A Guide for Journalists, Analysts, and Policymakers
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March 3, 2021I’m All For Letting the Free Market Decide Things Unless It Decides to Stop Publishing Racist Children’s Books
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March 3, 2021Casting Notice for the Next Great British Bake Off