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February 20, 2019The Subtext of Every Cold Email I’ve Sent Since Graduating — I’m Definitely Fine Though
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October 11, 2018Click “No” If You’d Like Us to Guilt Trip You For Not Subscribing to Our Newsletter
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June 15, 2018List: Google Introduces Smart Replies to Dad Emails
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April 24, 2018I Just Realized That I Never Responded to Your Email and You Recently Gained the Ability to Help Advance My Career
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March 28, 2018Email Sign-Offs Employers Will Fire You For, Especially If You Happen to Be a Woman
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January 10, 2018Existential Out of Office Replies
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October 12, 2017List: What Your Email Font Says About You
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October 5, 2017List: 21 Useful Abbreviations for Company-Wide Office Emails
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September 19, 2017Help! I Just Clicked Gmail’s Automated Responses and Now I am On a Deserted Island in Fiji for Having Accrued Too Much Debt
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August 14, 2017On Tonight’s Episode of Hoarders: The Digital Edition
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe