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December 14, 2021The Email Signature I, Your Exhausted Nonbinary Coworker, Actually Want to Use
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October 25, 2021Jim, We Need to Talk About the Serial Copy-and-Pasting in Your Work Emails
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August 17, 2021We Are Definitely Going Back to Normal Right Now. Maybe
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August 17, 2021Phishing Emails No ’90s Kid Can Resist
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June 15, 2021I Forced a Bot to Read 1,000 Emails, Press Releases, and Social Media Posts from Republican Leaders and Then Asked It to Create Its Own Message
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June 3, 2021Why Do You Want to Unsubscribe? WHY?!
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December 28, 2020Emails from My Children’s School Before 8:00 AM During the COVID-19 Crisis
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October 19, 2020The Only Thing Standing Between This Country and Pure, Unadulterated Disaster is Your $7 Campaign Donation
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August 5, 2020Blood Donation Clinic Email Subject Line or Orc Battle Cry?
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May 5, 2020Daily Updates to My Work Email Signature That More Accurately Reflect My Job Description During Remote Learning
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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