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emails
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July 15, 2016What to Say When Your Coworker Forgets the Attachment
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April 28, 2016An Oversharer’s Email Signature
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March 28, 2016Job Email Subject Lines from a Poor College Graduate in a Dickens Novel
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March 1, 2016Let Me Translate My Emails for You
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February 17, 2016My Mom Interned at a Nonprofit and Now All Her Emails Are Different
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November 5, 2015Email Subject Heading from the Democratic National Committee or Text from an Emotionally Immature Friend?
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February 19, 2015The Inventory Manager of a Wholesale Sex Toy Manufacturer Responds to a Shipping Request
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February 15, 2006When a Stranger Emails
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August 20, 2005An Open Letter to a Guy I Work With Who Always Comes Into My Office to Tell Me He Sent Me an Email Right After He Sends Me an Email
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August 27, 2004E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone
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