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All posts tagged
empty-nest
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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August 27, 2021The Soul-Sucking Stages of Grief of a Mom Whose Child Is Leaving for College
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March 24, 2020“I Will Survive (Being Locked Down With My Freshman Son Who Was Sent Home from College)”
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September 3, 2019Household Preparation for Empty Nesters Ready to Engage In Nonstop Sex
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January 15, 2015My Roommates Are the Lamest
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August 27, 2014The Following Content is Sponsored by Your Parents
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May 9, 2014What to Expect When You’re Empty Nesting
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 23, 2024A Stump Speech by a Mayoral Candidate Who Just Learned the Werewolves Terrorizing the Town Might Endorse Him