McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon at $10/month (or more) and receive a coupon for a discount on the Decorative Gourd Beanie, Gourd mugs, and our glorious new Advent Calendar. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
All posts tagged
empty-nest
-
November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
-
August 27, 2021The Soul-Sucking Stages of Grief of a Mom Whose Child Is Leaving for College
-
March 24, 2020“I Will Survive (Being Locked Down With My Freshman Son Who Was Sent Home from College)”
-
September 3, 2019Household Preparation for Empty Nesters Ready to Engage In Nonstop Sex
-
January 15, 2015My Roommates Are the Lamest
-
August 27, 2014The Following Content is Sponsored by Your Parents
-
May 9, 2014What to Expect When You’re Empty Nesting
Trending 🔥
-
September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
-
September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
-
September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
-
September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
Recently
-
October 8, 2024I Am the School Custodian in Charge of Classroom Litter Boxes. Ask Me Anything
-
October 8, 2024I Only Offered to Do the Dishes at This Dinner Party So I Can Keep Eating
-
October 7, 2024We’re Turning Our Emergency Room into a Spirit Halloween
-
October 7, 2024Nine Great Thinkers Offer Manifestos for Getting Your Kid Out the Door on Time