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All posts tagged
empty-nest
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August 27, 2021The Soul-Sucking Stages of Grief of a Mom Whose Child Is Leaving for College
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March 24, 2020“I Will Survive (Being Locked Down With My Freshman Son Who Was Sent Home from College)”
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September 3, 2019Household Preparation for Empty Nesters Ready to Engage In Nonstop Sex
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January 15, 2015My Roommates Are the Lamest
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August 27, 2014The Following Content is Sponsored by Your Parents
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May 9, 2014What to Expect When You’re Empty Nesting
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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