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All posts tagged
entitlement
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July 9, 2019It’s My Human Right to Never Experience Consequences
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June 13, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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May 15, 2019Suburban Legends
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March 26, 2019List: Awful HGTV House Hunters or One of the 2.6 Million People Living in Refugee Camps?
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July 27, 2018List: 9 Ways to Avoid Disclosing That You’re From Chevy Chase, Shaker Heights, Darien, or Scarsdale
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May 9, 2018I Will Do Anything to End Homelessness Except Build More Homes
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March 9, 2018How Could I Be Privileged When My Family Didn’t Have a Housekeeper for Our Ocean Front Home?
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March 16, 2016Posts From the Bay Heights Enclave Mommies Group
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January 4, 2016What Exactly Are My Obligations In a Situation Like This?
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes