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June 14, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: If You Like Piña Coladas
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June 13, 2012The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: Mythomania
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June 12, 2012Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: Choosing a Babysitter and Some Stuff About Love
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June 12, 2012“Yes, this is Ray. Bradbury.”
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June 11, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: The Cubs May Exit the NL Central
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June 8, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: El Millor
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June 7, 2012The Chorus Boy Chronicles: Blue, Baby, So Very Blue
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June 4, 2012History’s a Bitch: A Dog Walk Through Time: Two-Headed Dog
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June 1, 2012The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: Well, Lucky Fucking You
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May 31, 2012It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: The Niche & the Itch
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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