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July 12, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Strong Draft, Weak Dollar: How the Chicago Bulls’ Draft Picks Influence the Economy
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July 12, 2012Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On “Feating” and “Reating”
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July 3, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: What She’s Having
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June 28, 2012Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: Grand Rounds: Letters to a Young Sciatica Sufferer; Plus, The Way of the Parent: A Brief Guide
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June 27, 2012History’s a Bitch: A Dog Walk Through Time: His Master’s Voice
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June 22, 2012The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: How My Six-Year-Old Self Saw the World
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June 21, 2012It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: Dear Diary
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June 20, 2012No Fear of Flying: Kamikaze Missions in Death, Sex, and Comedy: Hail Mary
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June 19, 2012Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 35: Tigers, Tigers
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June 18, 2012Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: Conversion
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