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September 21, 2012How to Fly
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September 20, 2012Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper No. 1: A Constitutional Ban on Gay Marriage
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September 18, 2012Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Into the Head
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September 17, 2012Philip Graham Spends a Year in Lisbon: The Adventures of Tintin
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September 14, 2012Adventures in Atomic Tourism: Hot Rock
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September 13, 2012God’s Little Acre of Diamonds: Observations On Travel Ball in Cobb County, Georgia: Silly Season
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September 12, 2012Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man’s Return to the Farm: The Feeling We ARE in Kansas
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September 10, 2012Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: Sexile is for Babies
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September 7, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Katie the Tarot Whisperer
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September 6, 2012The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: We Own This Country
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