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All posts tagged
faculty
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August 11, 2022A Welcome Letter to the New Adjunct Faculty Members Who Will Be Laid Off in December
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July 11, 2022Regarding the Recently Passed “Arm the Teachers” Bill
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March 10, 2022How to Reverse Declining History Major Enrollment Numbers, Which Are All the Faculty’s Fault
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January 21, 2022We Can’t Run This College into the Ground Without Your Help
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November 17, 2021Poets and Scholars Eat on Zoom
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September 17, 2021Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About “Faculty” and “Success”
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August 30, 2021Guidelines for New Adjunct Faculty to Help You Feel Kind of Welcome
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April 27, 2021“Bust a Move”: The Faculty Mix
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August 7, 2020Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur
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March 18, 2020Online Faculty Meeting Message Thread Villanelle
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 13, 2024A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor
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September 13, 2024Our Political Parties Have Totally Realigned
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September 12, 2024Voters Deserve an Explanation of Harris’s Flip-Flops, but Not One for Whatever Psychotic Thing Trump Is Saying
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September 12, 2024J. D. Vance Imagines a Day in the Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant