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first-lines

October 20, 2015

First Lines of Great Novels That Describe My First Year Teaching Middle School Literature

by Rachel Rodgers
September 24, 2009

Entries from the Index of First Lines in Frederick Seidel’s Poems 1959-2009 Taken as a True/False Quiz

by Georgia Cool
May 13, 2002

Rejected First Lines for My Personal Ad

by Aaron Lester
January 14, 2002

First Lines to Books I Won’t Write

by Jim Behrle
July 7, 2000

Index of First Lines

by Greg Purcell

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May 25, 2023

A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician

by Ashley Ingle
May 18, 2023

HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage

by Max Davison
May 19, 2023

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by Emily Kling
May 18, 2023

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by Tori Multon

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