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All posts tagged
first-lines
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October 20, 2015List: First Lines of Great Novels That Describe My First Year Teaching Middle School Literature
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September 24, 2009List: Entries from the Index of First Lines in Frederick Seidel’s Poems 1959-2009 Taken as a True/False Quiz
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May 13, 2002List: Rejected First Lines for My Personal Ad
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January 14, 2002List: First Lines to Books I Won’t Write
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July 7, 2000Index of First Lines
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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November 8, 2019From One Parent to Another: Thank You, T.I.
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November 12, 2019On Writing a Novel During a Year-Long Fellowship
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November 11, 2019List: Jokes That Everyone On The Mayflower Are Getting Sick Of
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November 11, 2019Your Services As Guidance Counselor Are No Longer Required, Mr. Vonnegut