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first-lines

October 20, 2015

First Lines of Great Novels That Describe My First Year Teaching Middle School Literature

by Rachel Rodgers
September 24, 2009

Entries from the Index of First Lines in Frederick Seidel’s Poems 1959-2009 Taken as a True/False Quiz

by Georgia Cool
May 13, 2002

Rejected First Lines for My Personal Ad

by Aaron Lester
January 14, 2002

First Lines to Books I Won’t Write

by Jim Behrle
July 7, 2000

Index of First Lines

by Greg Purcell

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November 10, 2022

A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool

by Ruyi Wen
December 1, 2022

How to Hate a Jew Like a Jew

by Josh Gondelman
November 15, 2022

I’m Wearing Tunics Now

by Wendi Aarons
May 28, 2019

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by Alex Baia

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by Audrey Burges
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How to Hate a Jew Like a Jew

by Josh Gondelman
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by Angus Duffin