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October 20, 2015List: First Lines of Great Novels That Describe My First Year Teaching Middle School Literature
September 24, 2009List: Entries from the Index of First Lines in Frederick Seidel’s Poems 1959-2009 Taken as a True/False Quiz
May 13, 2002List: Rejected First Lines for My Personal Ad
January 14, 2002List: First Lines to Books I Won’t Write
July 7, 2000Index of First Lines