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All posts tagged
first-lines
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October 20, 2015First Lines of Great Novels That Describe My First Year Teaching Middle School Literature
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September 24, 2009Entries from the Index of First Lines in Frederick Seidel’s Poems 1959-2009 Taken as a True/False Quiz
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May 13, 2002Rejected First Lines for My Personal Ad
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January 14, 2002First Lines to Books I Won’t Write
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July 7, 2000Index of First Lines
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May 21, 2020A Note From Your University About Its Plans for Next Semester
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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May 12, 2020Here’s How Time Works Now
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May 15, 2020A University President Responds to Those Who Have Suggested the School Should Dip Into the Endowment
