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All posts tagged
first-lines
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October 20, 2015First Lines of Great Novels That Describe My First Year Teaching Middle School Literature
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September 24, 2009Entries from the Index of First Lines in Frederick Seidel’s Poems 1959-2009 Taken as a True/False Quiz
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May 13, 2002Rejected First Lines for My Personal Ad
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January 14, 2002First Lines to Books I Won’t Write
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July 7, 2000Index of First Lines
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November 23, 2021Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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November 20, 2019I Am a Trader Joe’s Parking Lot and I Am Here to Destroy You
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November 18, 2021Draco Malfoy’s College Recommendation Letter That I Totally Don’t Feel Conflicted About Writing Whatsoever