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All posts tagged
gifts
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December 21, 2018The Re-Gifts of the Wise Men
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December 14, 2018List: Oprah’s Favorite Things, Unedited
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December 11, 2018Open Letters: An Open Letter to Gift-Givers of Noise-Making Toys
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December 7, 2018Holiday Shopping For the Man Who Knows Everything
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December 6, 2018List: Tilda Swinton’s Christmas Coupons
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December 15, 2017List: A Poet’s Holiday Gift Guide
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June 16, 2017List: Father’s Day Gift Ideas for the Dad Who’s Currently Lost at Sea
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May 12, 2017List: The Definitive Mother’s Day Gift Guide
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December 20, 2016List: 10 Ideal Holiday Gifts for the Nihilist In Your Family
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December 23, 2015List: Playlist in Response to My Children’s Growing Christmas Lists
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand