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gifts

January 23, 2024

I Am the Balance on Your Gift Card, Unknowable, Eternal

by Ross Murray
December 6, 2023

A Gift-Wrapping Guide for Recently Divorced Dads

by Trevor Gilliland
July 6, 2023

What Your Choice of Wedding Registry Gift Says About You

by Max Davison and Kate Mickere
June 23, 2023

You Don’t Need to Bring a Gift to Your Supreme Court Hearing. But If You Must, Here Is My Justice Registry

by Alex O’Connor
January 19, 2023

Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones

by Dan Carroll
February 14, 2022

Anniversary Gifts: Traditional, Modern, and I Just Binged Yellowjackets

by Wendi Aarons and Johanna Gohmann
February 14, 2020

Valentine’s Day Gifts from Famous Fictional Men

by Amanda Lehr
December 13, 2019

Christmas Presents for Adjunct Professors

by Ross Bullen
December 21, 2018

The Re-Gifts of the Wise Men

by Riane Konc
December 14, 2018

Oprah’s Favorite Things, Unedited

by Sam Weiner

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May 9, 2018

I Will Do Anything to End Homelessness Except Build More Homes

by Homa Mojtabai
June 20, 2025

Acts of Rebellion for the Middle-Aged

by Liz Alterman
June 16, 2025

Signs the Frog Has Been Boiled

by Amanda Lehr
June 25, 2025

Artificial Intelligence Cannot

by Jason Gudasz

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Why I, Cinderella, Support the Supreme Court’s Book Ban

by Jeremy Hooper
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by Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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by Rafia Zakaria
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I Can’t Wait to Enjoy This Baseball Game After About Two Hours and Thirty-Six Minutes of Getting Settled In

by Chandler Dean