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January 23, 2024I Am the Balance on Your Gift Card, Unknowable, Eternal
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December 6, 2023A Gift-Wrapping Guide for Recently Divorced Dads
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July 6, 2023What Your Choice of Wedding Registry Gift Says About You
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June 23, 2023You Don’t Need to Bring a Gift to Your Supreme Court Hearing. But If You Must, Here Is My Justice Registry
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones
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February 14, 2022Anniversary Gifts: Traditional, Modern, and I Just Binged Yellowjackets
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February 14, 2020Valentine’s Day Gifts from Famous Fictional Men
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December 13, 2019Christmas Presents for Adjunct Professors
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December 21, 2018The Re-Gifts of the Wise Men
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