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gifts
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January 23, 2024I Am the Balance on Your Gift Card, Unknowable, Eternal
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December 6, 2023A Gift-Wrapping Guide for Recently Divorced Dads
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July 6, 2023What Your Choice of Wedding Registry Gift Says About You
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June 23, 2023You Don’t Need to Bring a Gift to Your Supreme Court Hearing. But If You Must, Here Is My Justice Registry
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones
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February 14, 2022Anniversary Gifts: Traditional, Modern, and I Just Binged Yellowjackets
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February 14, 2020Valentine’s Day Gifts from Famous Fictional Men
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December 13, 2019Christmas Presents for Adjunct Professors
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December 21, 2018The Re-Gifts of the Wise Men
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December 14, 2018Oprah’s Favorite Things, Unedited
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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