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All posts tagged
gifts
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February 14, 2022Anniversary Gifts: Traditional, Modern, and I Just Binged Yellowjackets
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February 14, 2020Valentine’s Day Gifts From Famous Fictional Men
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December 13, 2019Christmas Presents for Adjunct Professors
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December 21, 2018The Re-Gifts of the Wise Men
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December 14, 2018Oprah’s Favorite Things, Unedited
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December 11, 2018An Open Letter to Gift-Givers of Noise-Making Toys
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December 7, 2018Holiday Shopping For the Man Who Knows Everything
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December 6, 2018Tilda Swinton’s Christmas Coupons
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December 15, 2017A Poet’s Holiday Gift Guide
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June 16, 2017Father’s Day Gift Ideas for the Dad Who’s Currently Lost at Sea
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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July 1, 2022FAQ: Freedom
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July 1, 2022A Declaration of Independence from the United States Supreme Court
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July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom