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December 11, 2018An Open Letter to Gift-Givers of Noise-Making Toys
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December 7, 2018Holiday Shopping For the Man Who Knows Everything
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December 6, 2018Tilda Swinton’s Christmas Coupons
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December 15, 2017A Poet’s Holiday Gift Guide
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June 16, 2017Father’s Day Gift Ideas for the Dad Who’s Currently Lost at Sea
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May 12, 2017The Definitive Mother’s Day Gift Guide
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December 20, 201610 Ideal Holiday Gifts for the Nihilist In Your Family
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December 23, 2015Playlist in Response to My Children’s Growing Christmas Lists
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November 19, 2015Traditional Wedding Anniversary Gifts from Memory
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July 10, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Thought
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056