1. “I Will Buy You a New Life” by Everclear
2. “If I Had $1,000,000” by Barenaked Ladies
3. “Money” by Pink Floyd
4. “Material Girl” by Madonna
5. “Royals” by Lorde
6. “I Want It All” by Queen
7. “Can’t Buy Me Love” by The Beatles
8. “She Works Hard For the Money” by Donna Summer
9. “Money For Nothing” by Dire Straits
10. “Get A Job” by The Silhouettes
11. “Taxman” by The Beatles
12. “Keep It Simple” by Van Morrison
13. “Bitter Sweet Symphony” by The Verve
14. “Give it Away” by Red Hot Chili Peppers
15. “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” by The Rolling Stones
December 23, 2015
Playlist in Response to My Children’s Growing Christmas Lists
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