1. Pain
2. Memoirs of war criminals from the Bush Era that they can perform an erasure on
3. Turtlenecks
4. Silence
5. Tenure
6. A good relationship with at least one of their parents
7. The Greek Myths: The Complete and Definitive Edition
8. Anything by David Lynch
9. The moon
10. For someone to buy their screenplay
11. Nothing that contributes to capitalist feudalism (unless it is an Amazon Prime subscription)
12. Someone to buy their chapbook
13. Self-reflection
14. Time management
15. For the world to know their own rising signs
16. Bob Dylan’s Nobel to be revoked
17. For the world to acknowledge that Emily Dickinson was gay
18. A broken line
19. For everyone to be from New York
20. Irony