1. Pain

2. Memoirs of war criminals from the Bush Era that they can perform an erasure on

3. Turtlenecks

4. Silence

5. Tenure

6. A good relationship with at least one of their parents

7. The Greek Myths: The Complete and Definitive Edition

8. Anything by David Lynch

9. The moon

10. For someone to buy their screenplay

11. Nothing that contributes to capitalist feudalism (unless it is an Amazon Prime subscription)

12. Someone to buy their chapbook

13. Self-reflection

14. Time management

15. For the world to know their own rising signs

16. Bob Dylan’s Nobel to be revoked

17. For the world to acknowledge that Emily Dickinson was gay

18. A broken line

19. For everyone to be from New York

20. Irony