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All posts tagged
holidays
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December 23, 2024Holidays Songs for Life Under the US Health Care System
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December 6, 2023A Gift-Wrapping Guide for Recently Divorced Dads
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December 4, 2023I’m a Holiday Gift Guide Writer, and I Really Need You Pricks to Start Playing Backgammon
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December 19, 2022Norrisville Elementary’s Non-Compulsory Mid-December Spirit Week Has Nothing to Do with Christmas
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December 16, 2022Holiday Air Travel Haiku
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December 2, 2022Are You Decorating for the Holidays with Children, or Playing the Lead in a Heist Movie?
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September 2, 2022How to Determine Whether It’s Labor Day or Memorial Day
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December 22, 2021Ten Things to Say Instead of “No Thanks, I Don’t Drink”
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December 17, 2021A Review of My Parents’ Holiday Performance of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
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December 16, 2021Reviews of New Food: Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch Cereal
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter Is a Tragedy
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May 6, 2025Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes