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All posts tagged
holidays
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November 30, 2021We’re a Small, Family-Owned Business and We No Longer Value Your Feedback
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December 14, 2020So, You Bought an Ornamental Nut Sack
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December 11, 2020Ugly Holiday Sweaters for 2020
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October 29, 2020Out-of-Season Christmas Music Is a Menace, and the Christmas Commission Will Protect You
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July 3, 2020The Fourth of July: Myth vs. Fact
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July 3, 2020We Apologize That Instead of July Fourth Bunting, We Accidentally Shipped You a Box Full of Snakes
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July 3, 2020It’s Time to Sign the Declaration of Independence, and I, Elbridge Gerry, Will Have the Biggest Signature of All
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April 10, 2020Hi, I’m Jesus, And When I Get Back, I Want All The Eggs Hidden
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December 20, 2019A Holiday Guide to Weeping Pillows
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October 14, 2019Federal Holidays Are Not For Preserving Democracy. They’re For Celebrating Perpetrators of Genocide
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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November 23, 2021Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 18, 2021Draco Malfoy’s College Recommendation Letter That I Totally Don’t Feel Conflicted About Writing Whatsoever
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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November 30, 2021We’re a Small, Family-Owned Business and We No Longer Value Your Feedback
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November 30, 2021Some Worthy Causes for Giving Tuesday
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November 30, 2021Put Away That Whip — I’m Not That Kind of Dungeon Master
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November 29, 2021I’m Running for Congress Because It’s the Only Way I Will Be Able to Receive Paid Family Leave