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All posts tagged
holidays
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December 19, 2022Norrisville Elementary’s Non-Compulsory Mid-December Spirit Week Has Nothing to Do with Christmas
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December 16, 2022Holiday Air Travel Haiku
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December 2, 2022Are You Decorating for the Holidays with Children, or Playing the Lead in a Heist Movie?
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September 2, 2022How to Determine Whether It’s Labor Day or Memorial Day
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December 22, 2021Ten Things to Say Instead of “No Thanks, I Don’t Drink”
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December 17, 2021A Review of My Parents’ Holiday Performance of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
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December 16, 2021Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch Cereal
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November 30, 2021We’re a Small, Family-Owned Business and We No Longer Value Your Feedback
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December 14, 2020So, You Bought an Ornamental Nut Sack
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December 11, 2020Ugly Holiday Sweaters for 2020
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones
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February 3, 2023FAQ: Is My Child Eating Enough Pirate’s Booty?
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February 2, 2023Two People Who Don’t Have Cable TV Talk About How They Don’t Have Cable TV, and How Great That Makes Them
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February 2, 2023Elden Ring or Tenure-Track Professor?
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February 1, 2023Marie Kondo Edits Her Bestseller, The Life-Changing Magic of
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