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All posts tagged
holidays
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December 23, 2010List: My Tenure as Holiday Party Planner Was Long, Controversial, and Will Be Ultimately Vindicated by History
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December 23, 2010Santa’s Privacy Policy
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December 13, 2010Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 4: Strange Blessings
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May 7, 2010Sigmund Freud’s Step-By-Step Guide to a Perfect Mother’s Day
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March 29, 2010Come to a Passover Seder in REDWOOD HALL!
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February 11, 2010List: Misanthropic Jazz Standards for Valentine’s Day
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December 17, 2009List: “Must-Haves” for the Holiday Season
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December 15, 2009Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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November 23, 2009The Art of Holiday Food
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October 31, 2007List: Embarrassing Costumes My Dad Wore on Trick-or-Treat Night
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 18, 2018Welcome to Breastfeeding Class, Surrender All Hope
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October 18, 2018List: Fresh Middle-Ground Alternatives Between NIMBY and YIMBY
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October 18, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: Atrocities 1 to 112
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October 18, 2018Fuck You, We’re Sight Words!