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holidays

December 20, 2012

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Seasonality

by Teddy Wayne
December 13, 2011

Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: I’m Dreaming of an Anne Frank Christmas

by Dani Burlison
January 12, 2011

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Doggedness

by Teddy Wayne
December 23, 2010

List: My Tenure as Holiday Party Planner Was Long, Controversial, and Will Be Ultimately Vindicated by History

by Edward Fairchild and Jake Swearingen
December 23, 2010

Santa’s Privacy Policy

by Laurence Hughes
December 13, 2010

Touch Me: A Column About Massage: Column 4: Strange Blessings

by Christy Vannoy
May 7, 2010

Sigmund Freud’s Step-By-Step Guide to a Perfect Mother’s Day

by Paul Kleinman
March 29, 2010

Come to a Passover Seder in REDWOOD HALL!

by Ann Imig
February 11, 2010

List: Misanthropic Jazz Standards for Valentine’s Day

by Phillip Johnston
December 17, 2009

List: “Must-Haves” for the Holiday Season

by Aubrey Cloutier

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November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
December 6, 2018

Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

by Alex Baia
November 28, 2018

The Lady Hero’s Journey

by Kathleen O'Mara
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed

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by Mike Lacher
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List: Literary Alternatives to “Ghosting” at Parties

by Ross Bullen
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by Colleen Rothman
December 10, 2018

An OkCupid Profile of a Freelance Writer Looking For an On-time and Paid Invoice

by Irving Ruan