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All posts tagged
girls
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December 5, 2017Hi, It’s Us, All the Fourteen-Year-Old Girls in America
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June 23, 2016Notable Reviews from My 1982 Diary
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June 17, 2016Fathers of Pre-Teen Girls Appeal to Higher Powers
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May 26, 2016Obituaries for Teenage Girls If They Actually Died When They Say They’re Dying
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October 22, 2015Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 10 Signs You Are an Overweight 11-Year-Old Girl Named Margaret
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April 22, 2015How to Throw Like a Girl
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August 31, 2012Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: Credo for Raising a Powerful Girl and the Bodywash’s Song
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July 8, 2010Lament of the Imaginary Boyfriend
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October 30, 2007An Eighth Grader’s Halloween Costume Ideas Designed to Get Her In With the Popular Girls
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May 8, 2007The Spooky Japanese Girl Is There For You
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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January 29, 2025Reasons Your Password Was Rejected
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February 12, 2025Trump Is Just Threatening to Do Something Stupid as a Terrible Negotiation Tactic
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February 12, 2025We’re Being Maximally Transparent. For Instance, We [REDACTED]
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February 12, 2025McSweeney’s Books: An Interview with Author Ahmed Naji and Translator Katharine Halls
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February 12, 2025I Know This Is a Bad Time, but I Would Like a Refund for My Ticket to Our American Cousin