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heaven

November 18, 2020

Welcome to Dog Influencer Heaven

by Colin Wentworth
August 26, 2019

David Koch Informs Saint Peter That If He Isn’t Admitted to Heaven He Will Finance a Decades-Long Misinformation Campaign Against the Holy Father

by Chas Gillespie
December 3, 2016

An Open Letter to God About Allowing Me to Wear Spanx Under My Angel Robe

by Maggie Phenicie
July 23, 2008

Thank You for Choosing the Hyatt Regency Purgatory

by Bob Woodiwiss
September 15, 2003

TV Guide Movie Capsules, Heaven Edition

by Greg Murphy

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
March 31, 2025

I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas

by Nancy Matson
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves

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April 22, 2025

Frat Party University Will Not Comply with the Trump Administration’s Demands

by Charlie Dektar
April 22, 2025

We’re Eliminating All Urban Tree Plantings Because Trees Are DEI

by Carlos Greaves
April 22, 2025

An Excerpt from Rachel Deutsch’s Graphic Memoir The Mother

by Rachel Deutsch
April 22, 2025

This Parking Lot That Replaced Paradise Is Actually Pretty Convenient

by Eddie Small