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All posts tagged

heaven

November 18, 2020

Welcome to Dog Influencer Heaven

by Colin Wentworth
August 26, 2019

David Koch Informs Saint Peter That If He Isn’t Admitted to Heaven He Will Finance a Decades-Long Misinformation Campaign Against the Holy Father

by Chas Gillespie
December 3, 2016

An Open Letter to God About Allowing Me to Wear Spanx Under My Angel Robe

by Maggie Phenicie
July 23, 2008

Thank You for Choosing the Hyatt Regency Purgatory

by Bob Woodiwiss
September 15, 2003

TV Guide Movie Capsules, Heaven Edition

by Greg Murphy

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April 26, 2021

Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?

by Talia Argondezzi
April 13, 2021

An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush

by Leslie Ylinen
April 21, 2021

House Hunting in 2021 Bingo

by Lisa Borders
April 19, 2021

Alternative Teaching Modalities in Hell

by Carol Guess

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May 5, 2021

Updated Privacy Policy From Your Children

by Rachel Mans McKenny
May 5, 2021

How Being a Teacher During a Pandemic is Similar to Being a Steward on the Titanic

by Nashae Jones
May 5, 2021

Thanks For Coming Over For Dinner. I’ve Never Cooked Before and I’m Going to Ruin Your Life

by Austin Adams
May 4, 2021

Sure, Velociraptor Repellent Is 95% Effective Against Velociraptor Attacks, But Do We Really Need to Wear It to Visit Jurassic Park?

by Carlos Greaves