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heaven

August 26, 2019

David Koch Informs Saint Peter That If He Isn’t Admitted to Heaven He Will Finance a Decades-Long Misinformation Campaign Against the Holy Father

by Chas Gillespie
December 3, 2016

An Open Letter to God About Allowing Me to Wear Spanx Under My Angel Robe

by Maggie Phenicie
July 23, 2008

Thank You for Choosing the Hyatt Regency Purgatory

by Bob Woodiwiss
September 15, 2003

TV Guide Movie Capsules, Heaven Edition

by Greg Murphy

Trending 🔥

August 5, 2020

Your School District’s Reopening Survey

by Kara Baskin
August 4, 2020

Sharpies

by Jen Coleman
July 20, 2020

Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party

by Katherine Shonk
July 31, 2020

Teacher

by Erin Nicole

Recently

August 7, 2020

The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan

by Amanda Lehr
August 7, 2020

Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur

by Carol Guess
August 7, 2020

Five Years

by Kaitlin Moleen
August 7, 2020

As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word

by Matthew Seely