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All posts tagged

how-tos

January 28, 2020

How to Find Your Correct Bra Size

by Robin Zlotnick
February 25, 2019

How to Prepare for Your Fresh Air Interview with Terry Gross

by Caitlin McGillicuddy
January 18, 2019

How to Have a Mental Breakdown in an Open Concept Office

by Elyse O’Dwyer
August 15, 2018

How to Handle Anxiety About the Toxic Sludge Filling Your Bedroom

by Jonathan Zeller
November 8, 2017

How to Make a Sandwich

by Jeff Drake
October 26, 2016

How to Release a New Album

by Jake Tuck
October 6, 2016

How to Talk to a Woman With No Headphone Jack

by Sarah Hutto
January 7, 2016

Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Detox

by Sarah Walker
December 7, 2015

Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Babysit

by Sarah Walker
November 4, 2015

How to Read a Classic Book

by Mara Beckman

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April 30, 2020

The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later

by Madeleine Trebenski
June 26, 2020

A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking

by Juliana Gray
June 24, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
June 22, 2020

I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You

by Ilana Gordon

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July 6, 2020

Discipline-Specific Guidelines for Classroom Social Distancing

by Bethany S. Keenan
July 6, 2020

Signs You’re a Black Character Written By a White Author

by Omolola Sanusi
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The Dog Whisperer of the ICU

by Christopher Cox
July 6, 2020

So, You Want to Direct a Community Theater Musical Production

by Joanna Mechaley

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