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All posts tagged
hp-lovecraft
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August 20, 2021H.P. Lovecraft Writes Olive Garden’s Dinner Menu
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November 16, 2020Why Isn’t Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Respecting Our Time-Honored Peaceful Transition of Power?
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August 20, 2020Arkham Board of Health Feedback On Miskatonic University’s Draft Plan for a Safe Campus Reopening
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June 30, 2020But Nyarlathotep Promised Us New Cenobite Judges Dedicated to Women’s Suffering!
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September 25, 2019A Phone Conversation Between Dread Lord Nyarlathotep and a Minor Shoggoth Regarding Investigating Rival Great Old One, Hastur
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May 6, 2019H.P. Loveshack
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September 5, 2018I Am Part of the Resistance Inside Nyarlathotep’s Death Cult
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June 13, 2018Your Conception, as Described By Famous White Male Writers
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May 4, 2018Sorry, But I Don’t See How Nyarlathotep’s Death Cult Is Negatively Affecting American Discourse
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February 8, 2018Iconic Marketing Campaigns Rewritten By Famous Authors
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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