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All posts tagged

ice-cream

September 29, 2009

Ethical Dilemmas Involving Klondike Bars

by Justin Hook
April 6, 2007

Failed Ben & Jerry’s Flavors

by John McMurtrie
May 6, 2005

From the Prog Rock Ice Cream Shoppe: Flavors Inspired by a Certain Canadian Power Trio

by Matt Bull
September 4, 2003

An Open Letter to Mr. Tastee

by Brian Goldstein
June 19, 2002

Some Unhelpful Daily Meditations

by Ranee Zaporski
October 25, 2000

Flavors That I Would Imagine the Forehead of Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer Tastes Like

by Michael Genrich
December 13, 1999

Actual List of Claimants to the Title of Inventor of the Ice Cream Cone

by Paul Dickson and Barry Popik

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June 14, 2022

My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare

by Sarah Suksiri
June 17, 2021

What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today

by Talia Argondezzi and Jared Bilski
January 14, 2022

What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You

by John Moe
June 16, 2022

How to Give Directions Like My Dad

by Charles Stayton

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June 28, 2022

We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby

by Lucy Huber
June 28, 2022

I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: One Word: Abortion

by Sylwia Chutnik
June 28, 2022

Sure, the Supreme Court Is Making Some Bad Decisions. But at Least the Rest of Their Decisions Are Also Bad

by Eli Grober
June 28, 2022

Robin Tyler

by Dan Pasternack