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All posts tagged
immigration
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April 9, 2019At the End of the Day, Pinhead and Lady Misery Simply Had Different Definitions of “Defilement,” and That’s Why She’s Leaving The Cenobite Order
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April 9, 2019I Still Believe Every Child Is Precious. Also It Will Take Us Years to Find the Kids We Stole At the Border
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February 19, 2019Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!
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November 26, 2018It Is Time to Stop Hurling Insults at the Brave Men and Women Who are Hurling Tear Gas at Innocent Children
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October 29, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Choices and Decisions
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July 20, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: There Is No Such Place
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June 27, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Poison
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June 22, 2018Fashion Tips for Visiting a Detention Center Filled With Children Who Were Ripped From Their Parents’ Arms
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June 20, 2018The Witch From “Hansel and Gretel” Decides to End Her Controversial Policy of Luring Children to Her Home and Eating Them
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June 19, 2018I Believe Every Child is Precious, Except for the Ones We’re Locking Up in Cages
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand