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All posts tagged

immigration

January 31, 2017

Keep Out of Our Shining City On a Hill

by Matthew Disler
September 9, 2016

Welcome to a New Season of Extreme Vetting!

by Nicole Rose Whitaker
May 20, 2016

An Open Letter to the US Immigration Officer Who Confused Me for a Criminal

by Felipe Torres Medina
March 1, 2013

Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #9: A March Away from Immigration Madness

by Stuart Winchester
February 15, 2013

H.R. 2918: An Act to Guarantee Permanent Legal Residential Status to Gabriela Vasquez of Tucson, Arizona

by River Clegg
January 5, 2012

Aliens With Benefits

by Teddy Wayne
September 19, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “I mean… immigration isn’t illegal is it?”

by Kent Woodyard
June 9, 2010

Dispatches From an Indian Casino: Dispatch 14: This Is What It Means to Say Arizona

by Leslie McDonald
September 18, 2009

For A Yellow-Brick Wall

by Mike Gallagher

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June 14, 2022

My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare

by Sarah Suksiri
June 17, 2021

What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today

by Talia Argondezzi and Jared Bilski
January 14, 2022

What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You

by John Moe
June 16, 2022

How to Give Directions Like My Dad

by Charles Stayton

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June 29, 2022

Our New Skin Serum is Anti-Aging, Anti-Wrinkle, Anti-Old, and Deeply Ageist to Its Core

by McKayley Gourley
June 29, 2022

First Drafts of Classic Movie Quotes

by Louie Aronowitz and Patrick Coyne
June 29, 2022

We’re Sorry We Caused the Tampon Shortage

by Wendi Aarons and Johanna Gohmann
June 28, 2022

I’m the Last Bottle of Ketchup at Mar-a-Lago and I Live in a State of Constant Fear

by Matt Fotis