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June 1, 2004Talking Points for People Who Serve as My Professional References
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December 1, 2003Eight Strategies for Modern Living
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July 16, 2001The Dance Lesson
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October 30, 2000Simpler
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July 27, 2000Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Laboratory Jobs
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February 2, 2000Instructions for Reaching the Bridge to the 21st Century
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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