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June 12, 2009Easy Instructions for the Conversion to Digital TV
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October 16, 2008When Making Love to Me: What Every Woman Must Please Keep in Mind
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February 13, 2008How to Cook an Impressive Dinner Using the Oven in Your New Apartment for the First Time
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January 10, 2008Instructions for the Proper Care and Feeding of the Chosen One
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June 29, 2007Actual Instructions for “Demolition to Prevent Enemy Use [of Slide Projectors],” From the U.S. War Department, 1943
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June 18, 2007My DVD Player’s User’s Manual (As Written By Chuck Palahniuk)
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January 9, 2006Yes Frontman Jon Anderson’s Instructions To His Dogsitter
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June 1, 2004Talking Points for People Who Serve as My Professional References
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December 1, 2003Eight Strategies for Modern Living
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July 16, 2001The Dance Lesson
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