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October 11, 2024Brutally Honest Instructions for Visiting a Pumpkin Patch
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January 23, 2023Instructions for Patients: Vasectomy v. Giving Birth
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June 1, 2022Honest Instructions for Your At-Home Bikini Wax
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September 8, 20202020 Election Voting Booth Assembly Instructions
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September 19, 2019Revised Political Usage and Application Directions For Kiwi Brand Shoe Polish
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September 19, 2019Instructions For Building My Rube Goldberg Machine
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March 15, 2019How to Create Your Very Own Crossword Puzzle
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January 31, 2017The Rules of This Board Game Are Long, But Also Complicated
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January 14, 2015Audience Instructions for Our Immersive/Experimental Theatre Production in an Abandoned Middle School in Bushwick
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December 5, 2014Generic Choreography Instructions for Your Poetry Slam Performance
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