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December 1, 2014Rare Product Instructions
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September 28, 2012OCTAGONO! The Award-Winning Game Of Octagonal Strategy
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October 12, 2011The Point of My Instructional Video is That You Can’t Understand It
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July 22, 2011Formatting Instructions for Our Poem
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April 4, 2011Before You Take This Medication…
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February 17, 2011Important Instructions for the Babysitters of White Anglo-Saxon Protestant Children
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January 19, 2011Create Your Own Death Metal Song
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August 6, 2010Modern Yoga Poses
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May 21, 2010Rules and Regulations for Benehmen!, the German Board Game of Discipline
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June 18, 2009Bikram Writing 101
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University