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intelligence

March 8, 2021

I Served as Acting Assistant Secretary for Intelligence Under Trump, I Was Deployed to Iraq with a GS-11 Rank, and This Is My Application for Dancing with the Stars

by Ross Arbes
October 11, 2017

Questions and Answers from Donald Trump’s IQ Test

by Stephen Statler
April 1, 2014

Testomania: The Cognitive Test

by Janet Manley
June 11, 2008

From the Mensa Events Calendar

by Sylvia Eastman
February 28, 2007

An Excerpt From the Lindale High School Graduation Valedictorian Speech by Samuel Clark, Who Ate the Brains of His Fellow Students to Increase His Intelligence

by Alex Kane
March 7, 2006

Why Can’t I Be As Smart As You?

by Kyle Killen

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September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 10, 2024

The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference

by McKayley Gourley
September 16, 2024

Faculty Meeting Icebreakers

by Christy Lee Barnes
September 30, 2024

Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”

by Jane G.

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by Adam Campbell-Schmitt
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You Think Losing to Air Bud Is Bad, It’s Even Worse Being the Team That Beat Air Bud

by Devin Wallace
October 3, 2024

It’s Just a “Candidate Quality” Problem

by Ginny Hogan