President Donald Trump suggested he’s smarter than Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, saying in an interview published Tuesday that if Tillerson did call him a moron, as reported, the two should ‘‘compare IQ tests.’’ — Associated Press, 10/10/17

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If Jolene sells four pies and keeps seven to herself how many pies does she have left?
GET JOLENE’S NUMBER I’LL CALL HER

The day after the day after tomorrow is four days before Monday. What day must it be today?
TODAY

There are twelve pens on the table, you took three, how many do you have?
I DIDN’T TAKE PENS. I NEVER TOOK ANY PENS

Aztecs are to Mexico as Incas are to:
MEXICANS ARE A TREMENDOUS PEOPLE

Mary, who is sixteen years old, is four times as old as her brother. How old will Mary be when she is twice as old as her brother?
SIXTEEN? GET MARY’S NUMBER I’LL CALL HER

If I am Walter’s grandmother’s second son that makes me________?
WALTER’S GRANDMOTHER’S SECOND SON

I am a large animal. Change one letter and I am a dwelling. Change another letter and I am a very small animal. Remove one letter and I am a river. Finally change one letter and I am an electrical device. What am I now?
PRESIDENT

A contractor increased the price 40% for a particular item. By what percent must the item be decreased if he wanted to sell it at the original price?
HE’S NOT GETTING PAID I CAN TELL YOU THAT

What is the next number in the following series? 162 – 1117 – 1398 – 2887 – 10578 – 56434?
I CAN’T TELL YOU BUT IT’S GOING TO BE A VERY VERY BIG NUMBER

If it were two hours later, it would be half as long until midnight as it would be if it were an hour later. What time is it now?
6 AM TIME FOR FOX & FRIENDS

A basket contains five mangoes. How can you divide them among five people so that each one has a mango and one mango stays in the basket?
I KEEP ALL THE MANGOES. BY THE WAY I AM TOTALLY NAILING THIS QUIZ

Penny bought a puppy and a dog-house for \$300. The puppy cost \$250 more than the dog-house. How much did the dog-house cost?
TOO MUCH I CAN TELL YOU THAT. HOW OLD IS PENNY ANYWAY?