President Donald Trump suggested he’s smarter than Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, saying in an interview published Tuesday that if Tillerson did call him a moron, as reported, the two should ‘‘compare IQ tests.’’ — Associated Press, 10/10/17
If Jolene sells four pies and keeps seven to herself how many pies does she have left?
GET JOLENE’S NUMBER I’LL CALL HER
The day after the day after tomorrow is four days before Monday. What day must it be today?
TODAY
There are twelve pens on the table, you took three, how many do you have?
I DIDN’T TAKE PENS. I NEVER TOOK ANY PENS
Aztecs are to Mexico as Incas are to:
MEXICANS ARE A TREMENDOUS PEOPLE
Mary, who is sixteen years old, is four times as old as her brother. How old will Mary be when she is twice as old as her brother?
SIXTEEN? GET MARY’S NUMBER I’LL CALL HER
If I am Walter’s grandmother’s second son that makes me________?
WALTER’S GRANDMOTHER’S SECOND SON
I am a large animal. Change one letter and I am a dwelling. Change another letter and I am a very small animal. Remove one letter and I am a river. Finally change one letter and I am an electrical device. What am I now?
PRESIDENT
A contractor increased the price 40% for a particular item. By what percent must the item be decreased if he wanted to sell it at the original price?
HE’S NOT GETTING PAID I CAN TELL YOU THAT
What is the next number in the following series? 162 – 1117 – 1398 – 2887 – 10578 – 56434?
I CAN’T TELL YOU BUT IT’S GOING TO BE A VERY VERY BIG NUMBER
If it were two hours later, it would be half as long until midnight as it would be if it were an hour later. What time is it now?
6 AM TIME FOR FOX & FRIENDS
A basket contains five mangoes. How can you divide them among five people so that each one has a mango and one mango stays in the basket?
I KEEP ALL THE MANGOES. BY THE WAY I AM TOTALLY NAILING THIS QUIZ
Penny bought a puppy and a dog-house for $300. The puppy cost $250 more than the dog-house. How much did the dog-house cost?
TOO MUCH I CAN TELL YOU THAT. HOW OLD IS PENNY ANYWAY?
What is your relationship with your father’s sister’s mother’s only daughter-in-law?
IT DEPENDS. I COULD BE DATING HER. OR NOT. IT DEPENDS.
At what time will the hands of a clock come together after 3:00 pm?
IF IT’S ON A WEEKEND IT MUST BE TEE TIME
Your secretary of state has called you a moron, but if you fire him, two other members of your cabinet will resign. How many members of your cabinet will resign if you fire just one cabinet member?
NONE. I’LL FIRE THEM ALL FIRST
It has been estimated that 1.5 Million South Koreans could die in the first 30 minutes of a nuclear war with North Korea. How many South Koreans will die in 60 minutes?
I CAN’T TELL YOU BUT AGAIN IT WILL BE A VERY VERY LARGE NUMBER. YOU WON’T HAVE EVER SEEN A NUMBER LIKE THIS. IT WILL SURPRISE A LOT OF PEOPLE OK? POSSIBLY THE LARGEST NUMBER EVER. WE’LL SEE.