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All posts tagged
invitations
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July 14, 2017You’re Invited to Our Destination Wedding Atop the Delaware Sized Iceberg That Just Broke Off the Larsen-C Ice Shelf!
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March 7, 2014Morgan and Jeff’s Divorce Party Invitation
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January 9, 2014It’s My Radioactive Cyst’s Gender-Reveal Party, Y’all!
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March 29, 2010Come to a Passover Seder in REDWOOD HALL!
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November 28, 2007LinkedIn Invitation Email Copy Revised
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November 20, 2006Sestina: Invitation to the BLSA Dinner: Friday, November 5, 8:00 P.M., College of William and Mary
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July 25, 2006Guidelines For Our Son Jeremiah’s First Birthday Party
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes