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All posts tagged
invitations
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October 18, 2019You’re Invited to My Destination Funeral
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July 14, 2017You’re Invited to Our Destination Wedding Atop the Delaware Sized Iceberg That Just Broke Off the Larsen-C Ice Shelf!
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March 7, 2014Morgan and Jeff’s Divorce Party Invitation
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January 9, 2014It’s My Radioactive Cyst’s Gender-Reveal Party, Y’all!
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March 29, 2010Come to a Passover Seder in REDWOOD HALL!
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November 28, 2007LinkedIn Invitation Email Copy Revised
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November 20, 2006Sestina: Invitation to the BLSA Dinner: Friday, November 5, 8:00 P.M., College of William and Mary
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July 25, 2006Guidelines For Our Son Jeremiah’s First Birthday Party
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 28, 2020Yes, One of Nyarlathotep’s Nether-Daemons Escaped With Vital News From the Room of Gnashing Misery, But Is it Really All That Important to Hear Their Horrific Tale?
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January 28, 2020Democrats Must Appeal to the Tiny Margin of People Who Voted for Trump and Might Be Open to Supporting a Moderate Democrat in 2020
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January 28, 2020How to Find Your Correct Bra Size
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January 28, 2020Why Cover Letters Are Such an Important Part of Building a Miniature Town Made of Paper