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June 28, 2022

I’m the Last Bottle of Ketchup at Mar-a-Lago and I Live in a State of Constant Fear

by Matt Fotis
June 21, 2022

The Events of January 6th Were a Patriotic Fight for Liberty Where Nothing Bad Happened. Also, the Democrats Did It

by Andrew Singleton
March 25, 2022

Ginni Thomas and Mark Meadows Conspire via Text to Stop Kid Who Said the Emperor Had No Clothes

by Aaron Applegate
May 25, 2021

It Was Not an Insurrection—It Was a Group of Innocent Patriots on Their Way to 2-for-1 Taco Night at Chili’s

by Justine Cotter
February 15, 2021

Guess Who Violated the U.S. Constitution?

by Gabriel Thibodeau
February 10, 2021

I’m Not Some Sort of Law Expert, I’m Just a Simple Lawyer Representing the Former President in an Impeachment Trial

by Chris Pitt
February 4, 2021

Yes, Scar Commanded His Hyenas to Plunder Pride Rock, But We Cannot Banish a Former King to the Elephant Graveyard

by Forest Abruzzo
January 15, 2021

Even I, Satan, Am Appalled at the State of the Republican Party

by Carlos Greaves
January 12, 2021

Sauron Has the Power of the One Ring for Another Week, What’s the Worst that Could Happen?

by Sam Woods
January 7, 2021

If War Correspondents Reported on the MAGA Riots in the Same Way They Reported on Coup Attempts in Other Countries

by Abhik Pramanik

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September 22, 2022

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 20, 2022

Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?

by Alexis Pooley
September 15, 2022

We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy

by Rachel Mans McKenny
September 21, 2022

An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop

by Kate Allen Fox

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September 29, 2022

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