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November 4, 2020We Must Stop Democrats From Stealing This Election by Trying to Count Votes
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November 4, 2020In Retrospect, Maybe Surveying Fifteen People Outside of a Publix In Sarasota Was a Bad Way to Conduct a Statewide Poll
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November 4, 2020Let’s Allow the Illegitimate Supreme Court to Decide What’s Fair
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November 3, 2020There’s an 89% Chance Tomorrow Is Partly Cloudy, and a 10% Chance of Endless Hellfire
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November 2, 2020Our Election Night 2020 Predictions
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October 29, 2020We Are Random Capitalizations, Words in ALL CAPS, and Incorrect Punctuation and We Endorse Joe Biden for President
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October 27, 2020President Hillary Clinton’s Latest Coronavirus Task Force Briefing
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October 23, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Had Better Be the Last One
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October 1, 2020The People Have Questions About Voting, Democracy, Laws, Treason, and Civil War. Stand By
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October 1, 2020I’m Worried Biden Is Going to Steal the Election By Getting Many, Many More Votes Than the President
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