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All posts tagged
joe-biden
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March 4, 2020I Am the Mythical Obama-Trump Voter, and From Now Until Election Day You Must Worship Me As Your God
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December 9, 2019I, Joe Biden, Don’t Support Medicare for All Because My Health Care Plan Is to Restart the Opium Wars
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November 19, 2019I’m Pete Buttigieg, and After a Lot of Soul-Searching, I’ve Realized That I Am a Young Joe Biden
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October 16, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One With the Dumb Questions
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October 15, 2019Bernie’s Policies Are Good, But How Can He Appeal to the Absolute Worst People Ever?
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October 7, 2019I Am Godzilla, King of Monsters, and I Too Was Contacted By the Trump Administration to Investigate Hunter Biden
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September 25, 2019A Phone Conversation Between Dread Lord Nyarlathotep and a Minor Shoggoth Regarding Investigating Rival Great Old One, Hastur
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September 16, 2019Why You May as Well Vote for Joe Biden
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June 28, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One Where Everyone Shouts
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent