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john-kerry

May 25, 2012

An Open Letter to Myself the Day After the 2004 Presidential Election

by Joey Camire
November 16, 2004

The Presidential Election in a World of Greco-Roman Morality

by Kevin Deenihan
July 23, 2004

Free Zingers for George W. Bush to Use During His Debates with John Kerry

by Ryan Boudinot
May 26, 2004

Pros and Cons of John Kerry’s Top 20 Vice-Presidential Candidates

by John Moe
February 5, 2004

Who and What Was Most Likely Responsible for the Births of Our Current Democratic Presidential Candidates

by Adam Brown

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July 13, 2021

Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore

by Andrew Singleton
July 14, 2021

Dear HR: What Skin Color Emoji Am I Supposed to Use?

by Zoe Sadozai Malik
July 22, 2021

The European Men’s Beach Volleyball Disciplinary Commission Defends Its Banana Hammock Rule

by Robert Rooney
July 22, 2021

Apologies Women Need to Make (Sorry, It’s True!)

by Rachel Reyes

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July 28, 2021

James Caan: A Guided Sleep Meditation

by Anthony D’Aries
July 28, 2021

Beaver of Fine Arts: Art of the Ages… and the Aging

by Julie Reneé Benda
July 27, 2021

Do You Have a Toddler or Is Your House Haunted by the Ghost of the Widow of an 1800s Sea Captain?

by Lucy Huber
July 27, 2021

I’m the Guy Who Wears Jeans in the Summer, and You’ll Never Get Me to Admit That I’m Burning Up

by Graeme Carey