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john-kerry
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May 25, 2012An Open Letter to Myself the Day After the 2004 Presidential Election
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November 16, 2004The Presidential Election in a World of Greco-Roman Morality
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July 23, 2004Free Zingers for George W. Bush to Use During His Debates with John Kerry
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May 26, 2004Pros and Cons of John Kerry’s Top 20 Vice-Presidential Candidates
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February 5, 2004Who and What Was Most Likely Responsible for the Births of Our Current Democratic Presidential Candidates
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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