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All posts tagged
lawyers
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September 7, 2007LSAT Practice
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October 30, 2006My Father The Lawyer
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May 12, 2006Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Jury
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August 5, 2003Shakespeare’s Interrogatories, Or Why He Wanted to Kill All the Lawyers
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October 13, 1999The Newest from Jokeland
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May 13, 1999Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, is This the Face of a Bad Cop? A Brutalizer of Innocent Men? [Turns, Points to Office Vulpe, Who is Wearing That Smirk of His.] Uh, Scratch That, So Anyway …
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe