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All posts tagged
lawyers
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January 27, 2020The Joker’s Defense Lawyers: “Our Client Did Nothing Wrong”
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January 21, 2020Hi, I’m a Billboard Lawyer
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July 12, 2017I Am Trump’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer and Would Someone Please Tell Me What the Fuck I Am Supposed to Be Doing?
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March 21, 2017Peppermint Patty, Esq.
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August 1, 2016Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Jen Belt Didn’t Know Pigs Were Currency
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December 12, 2014I Am an Artisanal Attorney
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September 5, 2014Contact the Law Offices of Tickel & Lichner If Your Penis Was Injured In a Deluxe Bathtime Bubble Bunny
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December 4, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Lazy judges & hypocritical lawyers frequently justify unfair rulings by jailing serial jerkoffs.”
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August 26, 2011An Open Letter to My Italian Slacks That Ripped at the Seam Just Prior to Deposition
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May 9, 2011Dream Jobs That You’re Glad You Didn’t Pursue: Column 12: So You Wanted to be a Lawyer…
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August 5, 2020Your School District’s Reopening Survey
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August 4, 2020
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August 6, 2020Job Posting: Middle School Language Arts Teacher/ Cheerleading Coach/ Custodian/ Nurse/ COVID-19 and Anti-Racism Specialist Wanted
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July 20, 2020Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party
