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All posts tagged
lawyers
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July 12, 2017Monologue: I Am Trump’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer and Would Someone Please Tell Me What the Fuck I Am Supposed to Be Doing?
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March 21, 2017Monologue: Peppermint Patty, Esq.
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August 1, 2016Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Jen Belt Didn’t Know Pigs Were Currency
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December 12, 2014I Am an Artisanal Attorney
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September 5, 2014Contact the Law Offices of Tickel & Lichner If Your Penis Was Injured In a Deluxe Bathtime Bubble Bunny
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December 4, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Lazy judges & hypocritical lawyers frequently justify unfair rulings by jailing serial jerkoffs.”
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August 26, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Italian Slacks That Ripped at the Seam Just Prior to Deposition
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May 9, 2011Dream Jobs That You’re Glad You Didn’t Pursue: Column 12: So You Wanted to be a Lawyer…
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April 16, 2008List: Classes My Top-Tier Law School Should Have Offered as Warnings About the Profession
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February 14, 2008Jonny’s Legal Advisers Hereby Inform You of Jonny’s Wish That You Enjoy a Happy Valentine’s Day