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lawyers

July 12, 2017

Monologue: I Am Trump’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer and Would Someone Please Tell Me What the Fuck I Am Supposed to Be Doing?

by Gary M. Almeter
March 21, 2017

Monologue: Peppermint Patty, Esq.

by Chris Okum
August 1, 2016

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Jen Belt Didn’t Know Pigs Were Currency

by Suzanne Yeagley
December 12, 2014

I Am an Artisanal Attorney

by John Frank Weaver
September 5, 2014

Contact the Law Offices of Tickel & Lichner If Your Penis Was Injured In a Deluxe Bathtime Bubble Bunny

by Jon Methven
December 4, 2012

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Lazy judges & hypocritical lawyers frequently justify unfair rulings by jailing serial jerkoffs.”

by Kent Woodyard
August 26, 2011

Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Italian Slacks That Ripped at the Seam Just Prior to Deposition

by Eric Ritigstein
May 9, 2011

Dream Jobs That You’re Glad You Didn’t Pursue: Column 12: So You Wanted to be a Lawyer…

by Scott C. Reynolds
April 16, 2008

List: Classes My Top-Tier Law School Should Have Offered as Warnings About the Profession

by E. Noakes
February 14, 2008

Jonny’s Legal Advisers Hereby Inform You of Jonny’s Wish That You Enjoy a Happy Valentine’s Day

by Jonny Waldman

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April 12, 2019

Jon Snow Emails 23andMe About His DNA Results

by Thomas Towell
March 28, 2019

List: Things I Wish My Therapist Would Say to Me But She Never Does

by Linda Acus
January 22, 2019

Poorly Researched Men’s Fiction

by Evan Allgood
April 17, 2019

Put Aside Your Purity Politics and Embrace My Feckless Centrism

by Matthew Brian Cohen

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by Jessica M. Goldstein
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by Ana Defillo
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As the Editor of This Entertainment News Website, I’ll Be Goddamned If We Do Any Actual Journalism On My Watch

by Erik Sternberger
April 19, 2019

The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah, 2019 Edition

by Terry Heyman