McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
All posts tagged
lawyers
-
February 10, 2021I’m Not Some Sort of Law Expert, I’m Just a Simple Lawyer Representing the Former President in an Impeachment Trial
-
January 27, 2020The Joker’s Defense Lawyers: “Our Client Did Nothing Wrong”
-
January 21, 2020Hi, I’m a Billboard Lawyer
-
July 12, 2017I Am Trump’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer and Would Someone Please Tell Me What the Fuck I Am Supposed to Be Doing?
-
March 21, 2017Peppermint Patty, Esq.
-
August 1, 2016Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Jen Belt Didn’t Know Pigs Were Currency
-
December 12, 2014I Am an Artisanal Attorney
-
September 5, 2014Contact the Law Offices of Tickel & Lichner If Your Penis Was Injured In a Deluxe Bathtime Bubble Bunny
-
December 4, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Lazy judges & hypocritical lawyers frequently justify unfair rulings by jailing serial jerkoffs.”
-
August 26, 2011An Open Letter to My Italian Slacks That Ripped at the Seam Just Prior to Deposition
Trending 🔥
-
April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
-
April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
-
April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
-
April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
Recently
-
April 23, 2021Shakespeare Finds Out About the “Shakespeare Authorship Question” from Walter Mondale
-
April 22, 2021Our Company Is Committed to Going 100% Carbon-Free By the Year 3000
-
April 22, 2021I Will Gladly Explain Why I Hate The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Just As Soon As I Finish Reading All 22 Pages
-
April 22, 2021Cassandra Speaks Up