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lawyers
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February 10, 2021I’m Not Some Sort of Law Expert, I’m Just a Simple Lawyer Representing the Former President in an Impeachment Trial
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January 27, 2020The Joker’s Defense Lawyers: “Our Client Did Nothing Wrong”
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January 21, 2020Hi, I’m a Billboard Lawyer
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July 12, 2017I Am Trump’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer and Would Someone Please Tell Me What the Fuck I Am Supposed to Be Doing?
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March 21, 2017Peppermint Patty, Esq.
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August 1, 2016Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Jen Belt Didn’t Know Pigs Were Currency
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December 12, 2014I Am an Artisanal Attorney
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September 5, 2014Contact the Law Offices of Tickel & Lichner If Your Penis Was Injured In a Deluxe Bathtime Bubble Bunny
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December 4, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Lazy judges & hypocritical lawyers frequently justify unfair rulings by jailing serial jerkoffs.”
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August 26, 2011An Open Letter to My Italian Slacks That Ripped at the Seam Just Prior to Deposition
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 17, 2021Our Faculty Success Initiative Redefines Everything You Thought You Knew About “Faculty” and “Success”
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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September 27, 2021Quiz: Can You Get Your Invoice Paid?
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September 27, 2021There’s Never Been a Worst Time in History to Be a Man (Stuck in a Hole)
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September 24, 2021Guide to Making Friends as an Adult, According to Hades, Greek God of the Underworld
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September 24, 2021Every Asian American Celebrity Interview