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life

January 26, 2022

A Scathing Review of Your Thirties: The Video Game

by Tom Ellison
October 1, 2021

I Have Decided to Live the Remainder of My Life as a Simple Woodland Creature

by Maureen McEly
February 2, 2021

Basic Math Rules That Do Not Apply to Real Life

by Caroline Rose Giuliani and Ginny Hogan
May 29, 2020

I’m the String Lights in Your Room, and No, You Don’t Have Your Life Together

by Emily Kapp and Daniel Stillman
May 24, 2019

“Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides

by Ginny Hogan and Eva Hill
April 2, 2019

Developmental Milestones for Adults

by Jessica Delfino
February 6, 2019

Scenes from Reality Prep: The School That Teaches Your Children What Adult Life Will Really Be Like

by S.J. Culver
October 4, 2018

Dangerous Ideas

by Chris Jetko
April 3, 2018

Life is a Comedy

by Chas Gillespie
December 10, 2016

Patagonia Catalog Copy Revised to Better Reflect My Lifestyle

by Kathleen Founds

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December 1, 2022

How to Hate a Jew Like a Jew

by Josh Gondelman
November 10, 2022

A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool

by Ruyi Wen
May 28, 2019

Incredible Rooms I Would Have in My Mansion if I Were Rich!

by Alex Baia
November 15, 2022

I’m Wearing Tunics Now

by Wendi Aarons

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December 6, 2022

You Recognized My Obscure Simpsons Reference. This Means You Are My Soul Mate

by Max Davison
December 6, 2022

It’s a Wonderful Life, If the Minimum Wage Was Raised Alongside Inflation

by Amy Currul
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I’m a Suburban Housewife Swing Voter and the Hunter Biden Porn Pics Aren’t Turning Me on at All

by Wendi Aarons and Devorah Blachor
December 5, 2022

An Honest Lease Agreement

by Chas Gillespie