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All posts tagged
life
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January 26, 2022A Scathing Review of Your Thirties: The Video Game
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October 1, 2021I Have Decided to Live the Remainder of My Life as a Simple Woodland Creature
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February 2, 2021Basic Math Rules That Do Not Apply to Real Life
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May 29, 2020I’m the String Lights in Your Room, and No, You Don’t Have Your Life Together
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May 24, 2019“Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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April 2, 2019Developmental Milestones for Adults
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February 6, 2019Scenes from Reality Prep: The School That Teaches Your Children What Adult Life Will Really Be Like
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October 4, 2018Dangerous Ideas
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April 3, 2018Life is a Comedy
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December 10, 2016Patagonia Catalog Copy Revised to Better Reflect My Lifestyle
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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July 1, 2022FAQ: Freedom
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July 1, 2022A Declaration of Independence from the United States Supreme Court
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July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom