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All posts tagged
life
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October 20, 2016Award Certificates for Modern Adults
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December 7, 2015Existence in 40 Complex Steps
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November 18, 2014Persons Who Reached the Limits of Their Human Potential Five Minutes Ago
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November 7, 2014If the “Sitting in a Tree/K-I-S-S-I-N-G” Song Had Gone on Longer and Been Inspired By My Life
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August 21, 2013Casting Call for My Internal Biopic
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July 15, 2013Understudies
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March 1, 2013Gamify Your Life
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February 8, 2013That’s Life
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January 17, 2013Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man’s Return to the Farm: The Home of My Demise
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April 23, 2012Failure Map
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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July 1, 2022FAQ: Freedom
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July 1, 2022A Declaration of Independence from the United States Supreme Court
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July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom