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All posts tagged
life
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November 18, 2014Persons Who Reached the Limits of Their Human Potential Five Minutes Ago
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November 7, 2014If the “Sitting in a Tree/K-I-S-S-I-N-G” Song Had Gone on Longer and Been Inspired By My Life
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August 21, 2013Casting Call for My Internal Biopic
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July 15, 2013Understudies
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March 1, 2013Gamify Your Life
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February 8, 2013That’s Life
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January 17, 2013Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man’s Return to the Farm: The Home of My Demise
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April 23, 2012Failure Map
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March 9, 2012Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: Oh Lord, Won’t You Buy Me a Mercedes Benz?
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August 2, 2011Answers to All of Life’s Questions
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax