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magicians
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August 23, 2024A Magician’s Venmo Transaction History
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August 23, 2022The Montessori Magician
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October 8, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Harry Houdini
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February 7, 2013The Half-Priced Hypnotist
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September 14, 2010I am a Birthday-Party Magician in a Midwestern Town
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December 9, 2008Nineteenth-Century Magic Secrets Revealed
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March 19, 2008Unremarkable Things Bent by Uri Geller
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January 30, 2007The International Society Of Magicians Responds To An Applicant
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April 14, 2006Public Service Announcement Paid For By The People For Electing Criss Angel, Mindfreak, In 2008’s Presidential Election
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January 4, 2004Montecore and Roy
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