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All posts tagged
magicians
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October 8, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Harry Houdini
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February 7, 2013Monologue: The Half-Priced Hypnotist
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September 14, 2010Monologue: I am a Birthday-Party Magician in a Midwestern Town
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December 9, 2008Nineteenth-Century Magic Secrets Revealed
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March 19, 2008List: Unremarkable Things Bent by Uri Geller
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January 30, 2007The International Society Of Magicians Responds To An Applicant
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April 14, 2006Public Service Announcement Paid For By The People For Electing Criss Angel, Mindfreak, In 2008’s Presidential Election
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January 4, 2004Monologue: Montecore and Roy
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September 23, 2003Open Letters: An Open Letter to Illusionist David Blaine, Currently Spending Forty-Four Days in a Perspex Box in London
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January 19, 2003Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: An Interview with Avril Watson, Former Magician’s Assistant
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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