McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
All posts tagged
mascots
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September 5, 2018In Defense of Our College’s Mascot, Sir Racist Von Genocide
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May 21, 2013Scandal Befalls McGruff the Crime Dog
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December 9, 2011A Letter from a Theme-Park Employee Who’s Been Accused of Giving Parkgoers the Finger While Posing With Them in Photographs
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February 2, 2011Woodsy the Owl Loses His Mojo
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February 27, 2009List: School Mascots That More Acccurately Represent the Student Body at My University
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November 16, 2006List: Other Tobacco Mascots That Met With Disapproval From the American Medical Association
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February 9, 2005List: NFL Mascots That Could Not Actually Wear A Football Helmet Without Suffocating
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September 27, 2003Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Just Call Me Zippy, An Interview With Amy Rose
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April 19, 2001List: Corporate Mascots: Their Stunning Secrets Revealed
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 10, 2019List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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January 14, 2019The Life-Changing Magic of Keeping Absolutely Everything