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mascots
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September 5, 2018In Defense of Our College’s Mascot, Sir Racist Von Genocide
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May 21, 2013Scandal Befalls McGruff the Crime Dog
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December 9, 2011A Letter from a Theme-Park Employee Who’s Been Accused of Giving Parkgoers the Finger While Posing With Them in Photographs
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February 2, 2011Woodsy the Owl Loses His Mojo
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February 27, 2009List: School Mascots That More Acccurately Represent the Student Body at My University
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November 16, 2006List: Other Tobacco Mascots That Met With Disapproval From the American Medical Association
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February 9, 2005List: NFL Mascots That Could Not Actually Wear A Football Helmet Without Suffocating
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September 27, 2003Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Just Call Me Zippy, An Interview With Amy Rose
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April 19, 2001List: Corporate Mascots: Their Stunning Secrets Revealed
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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November 8, 2018Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains
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November 15, 2018I Haven’t Even Started Thinking About Running for President in 2020, Despite What Those Campaign Buttons I Made Might Suggest
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November 15, 2018Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Buffy In Synchronicity At the Pawn Shop
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November 14, 2018The Cult of Ina Garten
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November 14, 2018List: Google Translate for My Asian Parents