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All posts tagged
mascots
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January 29, 2020Shoshi Stern-Robbins, Unenthusiastic Mascot
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September 5, 2018In Defense of Our College’s Mascot, Sir Racist Von Genocide
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May 21, 2013Scandal Befalls McGruff the Crime Dog
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December 9, 2011A Letter from a Theme-Park Employee Who’s Been Accused of Giving Parkgoers the Finger While Posing With Them in Photographs
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February 2, 2011Woodsy the Owl Loses His Mojo
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February 27, 2009School Mascots That More Acccurately Represent the Student Body at My University
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November 16, 2006Other Tobacco Mascots That Met With Disapproval From the American Medical Association
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February 9, 2005NFL Mascots That Could Not Actually Wear A Football Helmet Without Suffocating
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September 27, 2003Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Just Call Me Zippy, An Interview With Amy Rose
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April 19, 2001Corporate Mascots: Their Stunning Secrets Revealed
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 26, 2021As a Staunch Defender of American Liberty, I Refuse to Let Trans People Infringe on My Rights as a White, Straight, Cisgender Congresswoman from Georgia
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February 26, 2021You’re Having a Bad Trip, Charlie Brown!
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February 25, 2021714 Epidemiologists on When We Can Resume Fixating on Petty Bullshit