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All posts tagged
masks
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April 20, 2022There’s No Need to Wear a Mask On This Flight—We’re Not Scared! Now Take Off Your Shoes in Case There’s a Bomb in Your Socks
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February 21, 2022“My Coat, My Choice”: An Op-Ed by President-Elect William Henry Harrison
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February 15, 2022Enough With the Hygiene Theater. I Want to Take a Shit Without Washing My Hands
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August 6, 2021FAQ for Rushing Delta Delta Variant
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June 23, 2021The Coronavirus Is an Engineered Bio-Weapon, But There’s Still No Way I’ll Ever Get Vaccinated
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January 28, 2021An Open Letter to the Folks in 2020 Who Allowed Me to Speak to Them Through My Mask for Extended Periods While We Waited for Things
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July 29, 2020Gotham City Asks Batman to Wear Another Mask to Cover the Bottom Half of His Face
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May 11, 2009Hot New Styles In Face Masks
Trending 🔥
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information