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All posts tagged
masks
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April 20, 2022There’s No Need to Wear a Mask On This Flight—We’re Not Scared! Now Take Off Your Shoes in Case There’s a Bomb in Your Socks
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February 21, 2022“My Coat, My Choice”: An Op-Ed by President-Elect William Henry Harrison
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February 15, 2022Enough With the Hygiene Theater. I Want to Take a Shit Without Washing My Hands
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August 6, 2021FAQ for Rushing Delta Delta Variant
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June 23, 2021The Coronavirus Is an Engineered Bio-Weapon, But There’s Still No Way I’ll Ever Get Vaccinated
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January 28, 2021An Open Letter to the Folks in 2020 Who Allowed Me to Speak to Them Through My Mask for Extended Periods While We Waited for Things
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July 29, 2020Gotham City Asks Batman to Wear Another Mask to Cover the Bottom Half of His Face
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April 30, 2025Our University Is Replacing DEI with Vibes and Vaguely Diverse Stock Photos
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April 30, 2025This Bank Robbery Is a Safe Space
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April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad
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April 29, 2025We’re the Pro-Family Party; We’re Also Deporting Families