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michael-cohen
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March 6, 2019Amongst the Liberal Elite: Sex Dreams Amongst the Liberal Elite
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August 23, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Criminal Proceedings Amongst the Liberal Elite
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April 17, 201817 Words and Phrases You Can’t Spell without “Sean Hannity,” “Michael Cohen,” and “Donald Trump” Arranged in the Shape of a Small Phallus
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April 9, 2018Michael Cohen Writes a Threatening Letter to Jeff Bezos On Behalf of An Individual Who Doesn’t Know Anything About the Fact That Mr. Cohen is Writing the Letter
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April 4, 2018Melania Trump Explains the Stormy Daniels Controversy to Barron Using Pagan Slovenian Mythology
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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February 3, 2023FAQ: Is My Child Eating Enough Pirate’s Booty?
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February 3, 2023I’m the Kid from The Red Balloon, and That Thing Over Montana Is Not from China
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February 2, 2023Two People Who Don’t Have Cable TV Talk About How They Don’t Have Cable TV, and How Great That Makes Them