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January 20, 2022You Can’t Accuse Us of Restricting the Voting Rights of Black Americans If We Aren’t Counting Them as Americans
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October 13, 2021As a Teacher, I Agree With Mitch McConnell: Parents Should Tell Schools What to Teach
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April 7, 2021The Only Acceptable Form of Free Speech Is Giving Me Money
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March 17, 2021The Filibuster Is Important, Except When It Does Not Benefit Me, and Then It Is Bad
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February 2, 2021I Am Dr. Frankenstein, and I Condemn the Actions of the Monster I Created and Did Nothing to Stop
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December 22, 2020In Lieu of Economic Stimulus, the Capitol Is Pleased to Announce the First Annual Hunger Games
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January 27, 2020The Joker’s Defense Lawyers: “Our Client Did Nothing Wrong”
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January 8, 2020This True Crime Podcast Is Brought to You By the Prison Industrial Complex
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January 23, 2018Even Though Judas Betrayed Jesus Pretty Hard in the Past, We’re Going to Take Him at His Word This Time
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November 7, 2017How Can They Sleep at Night? Vignettes From the Trump Era
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May 25, 2023A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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May 26, 2023When to Turn Your AC on in New England: A Decision Guide
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May 25, 2023I’m Your Mom Playing a Video Game, and I Will Turn This Avatar Right Around If You Don’t Watch Your Tone of Voice
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