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April 7, 2021The Only Acceptable Form of Free Speech Is Giving Me Money
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March 17, 2021The Filibuster Is Important, Except When It Does Not Benefit Me, and Then It Is Bad
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February 2, 2021I Am Dr. Frankenstein, and I Condemn the Actions of the Monster I Created and Did Nothing to Stop
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December 22, 2020In Lieu of Economic Stimulus, the Capitol Is Pleased to Announce the First Annual Hunger Games
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January 27, 2020The Joker’s Defense Lawyers: “Our Client Did Nothing Wrong”
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January 8, 2020This True Crime Podcast Is Brought to You By the Prison Industrial Complex
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January 23, 2018Even Though Judas Betrayed Jesus Pretty Hard in the Past, We’re Going to Take Him at His Word This Time
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November 7, 2017How Can They Sleep at Night? Vignettes From the Trump Era
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June 28, 2017My Name is Mitch McConnell and I Owe Thanatos, the God of Death, 22 Million Human Souls
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April 10, 2017It’s Absurd That Mitch McConnell Has Proposed We Disband the Senate, and Why I, John McCain, Am Voting for It Anyway
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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January 25, 2016Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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April 19, 2021Alternative Teaching Modalities in Hell
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April 19, 2021America First Policy Institute Tries to Explain “Anglo-Saxon Tradition”
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 16, 2021My Two-Year-Old’s Guide to Potty Training Your Parents